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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
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Education is the best provision for old age.
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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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Be not surprised if thou findest thyself in possession of unexpected wealth. Allah will...
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When our eyes see our hands doing the work of our hearts, the circle...
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The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.
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When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those...