Quote #5091
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
Quote #166
Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
Quote #17009
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
Quote #18912
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #1861
I have gained this by philosophy that I do without being commanded what others...
Quote #8449
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to...
Quote #17237
No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet.
Quote #18755
It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.
Quote #4379
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
Quote #15115
I am neither an optimist nor pessimist, but a possibilist.