Quote #1585
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #18539
Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...
Quote #6773
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Quote #13999
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times...
Quote #7367
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
Quote #13376
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
Quote #20398
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Quote #10906
Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise....
Quote #4914
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...
Quote #7599
He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own...