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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
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Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful, or were her eyes...
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My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #12433
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
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When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are...
Quote #11801
I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act...
Quote #1681
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
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The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that...
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #5109
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.