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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13656

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Quote #7017

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Democritus maintains that there can be no great poet without a spite of madness.
Milton Friedman

Quote #1465

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
Samuel Goldwyn

Quote #13383

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Charles Dickens

Quote #2512

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
Euripides

Quote #4632

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You were a stranger to sorrow therefore Fate has cursed you.
Marnie Reed Crowell

Quote #12244

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To keep the fire burning brightly, there’s one easy rule keep the two logs...
Unknown

Quote #18351

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.
Unknown

Quote #18297

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Formal education will earn you a living, self-education make you a fortune.
Eugene McCarthy

Quote #6862

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart...
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