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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13733

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
Henry Graham Greene

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Despair is the price one pays for setting oneself an impossible aim.
Pythagoras

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Above all things, reverence yourself.
Hippocrates

Quote #7657

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Many admire, few know.
Charles Gates Dawes

Quote #12393

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve its dignity.
Danish proverb

Quote #7194

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t offer me advice give me money.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #553

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Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is...
Chris Clark

Quote #6908

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
Unknown

Quote #18343

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Often sound advice turns out to be totally wrong. Sometimes things turn out in...
Michael Friedman

Quote #20138

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
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