Quote #13820
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #4563
The more one judges, the less one loves.
Quote #13632
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #4085
To find a friend one must close one eye To keep him, two.
Quote #8755
If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that...
Quote #555
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #479
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #16862
I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear,...
Quote #18955
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Quote #2854
No lower can a man descend than to interpret his dreams into gold and...