Quote #13054
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided...
Quote #20489
For today and its blessings, I owe the world an attitude of gratitude.
Quote #13753
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #4962
There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
Quote #5317
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Quote #9192
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
Quote #3403
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
Quote #11623
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps...