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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never...
John Dean

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You really have to experience the feeling of being with the president in the...
Albert Camus

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Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.
A Bartlett Giamatti

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It’s designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything...
William Shakespeare

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How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is To have a thankless child
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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13831

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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down We...
Mark Twain

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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are...
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