Quote #11032
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #3867
To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish.
Quote #20612
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
Quote #6492
Fear less, hope moreWhine less, breathe moreTalk less, say moreHate less, love moreAnd all...
Quote #19887
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #4685
Personality is born out of pain. It is the fire shut up in the...
Quote #12048
They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
Quote #10993
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a...
Quote #16860
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #5336
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.