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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the...
Wilma Askinas

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A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
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The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only...
Anonymous

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You add insult to injury.
Kahlil Gibran

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I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray...
Bill Veeck

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I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
Gustave Flaubert

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That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Logan Pearsall Smith

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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
Albert Guinon

Quote #20375

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong– or absolutely...
Robert Frost

Quote #7845

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
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