Quote #18028
I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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An orphan’s curse would drag to HellA spirit from on highBut oh More horrible...
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Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
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Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
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The reading of all good books is indeed like a conversation with the noblest...
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Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well...
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Under every stone lurks a politician.
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Underpromise overdeliver.
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I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free.