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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13731

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Quote #16085

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When marrying, ask yourself this question Do you believe that you will be able...
Japanese Proverb

Quote #8023

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If you believe everything you read, better not read.
H.L. Mencken

Quote #41

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a...
Diana Nyad

Quote #16137

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There isnothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water...
J Danforth Quayle

Quote #16812

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You do the policy, I’ll do the politics.
Charles Spencer

Quote #21473

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Genuine goodness is threatening to those at the opposite end of the moral spectrum.
Anon.

Quote #3310

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Quote #15255

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
G. F. Lessing

Quote #15151

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A person who doesn’t lose his wits over certain things has no wits to...
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