Quote #1604
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or...
Quote #11574
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Quote #8150
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #5625
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
Quote #12521
Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #9461
Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly.
Quote #19466
There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
Quote #8012
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do...
Quote #19259
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.