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Parents need to fill a child’s bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest...
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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense...
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Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as...
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I...
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After enlightenment, the laundry.
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I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
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In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find...