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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
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Those who hear not the music. . . think the dancers mad.
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Last Monday a string of amendments were presented to the lower House these altogether...
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Wallace Irwin

Quote #14439

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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Barbara Colorose

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The beauty of empowering others is that your own power is not diminished in...
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The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of...
Susan S. Taylor

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Thoughts are energy. And you can make your world or break your world by...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13769

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I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Norman Thomas

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You may use different sorts of sentences and illustrations before different sorts of audiences,...
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