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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
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If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.
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Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.
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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
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Before we blame, we should first see if we can’t excuse.
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What you are is God’s gift to you. What you make of yourself is...
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Our own heart, and not other men’s opinion, form our true honor.
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There are two kinds of failures those who thought and never did, and those...
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Ricky Here’s what I’m gonna ask of you… We’re going to be spending the...