Quote #3694
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Quote #11024
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #249
I feel like the fellow in jail who is watching his scaffold being built....
Quote #17345
The people and circumstances around me do not MAKE me what I am, they...
Quote #5887
There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and...
Quote #6905
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good...
Quote #8924
If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your...
Quote #5697
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
Quote #20283
The man of understanding finds everything laughable.
Quote #9460
Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.