Quote #18237
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quote #13815
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #12974
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #4076
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
Quote #10562
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #5891
The finest works of art are precious, among other reasons, because they make it...
Quote #14942
Technology made large populations possible large populations now make technology indispensable.
Quote #6301
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...
Quote #20488
The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably...
Quote #13068
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon...