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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
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I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false....
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Men of genius are often dull and inert in society, as a blazing meteor...
Quote #7768
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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John Connor You just can’t go around killing people. The Terminator Why John Connor...
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Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the...
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Without freedom, no art art lives only on the restraints it imposes on itself,...
Quote #18414
Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.