Quote #5081
Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
Quote #14978
There are only three events in a man’s life birth, life, and death he...
Quote #2111
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Quote #9309
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer...
Quote #19593
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #18860
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #11045
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Quote #1168
The beginning of faith is the beginning of fruitfulness but the beginning of unbelief,...
Quote #21791
If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get...
Quote #15730
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.