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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Norman Lindsay

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The best love affairs are those we never had.
Helen Hayes

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Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn’t...
Karen Burka

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A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they...
Art Linkletter

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The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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Out of life’s school of war What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Finley Peter Dunne

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Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Andrew Schneider

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Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
H. Stanley Judd

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t be afraid to fail. Don’t waste energy trying to cover up failure. Learn...
Benjamin Franklin

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fish and visitors smell in three days.
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