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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
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It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.
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Question everything. Every stripe, every star, every word spoken. Everything.
Lewis Blaine Hershey

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A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and...
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Mike Look, we’re gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for...
Henry Brougham

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It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left...
Kristen Ashley Roth

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Hate is not a feeling toward another, but a feeling of defeat by another.
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To suppose, as we all suppose, that we could be rich and not behave...
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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