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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Alexander Popov

Quote #16440

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I respect everyone. I even respect journalists.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov

Quote #15929

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Terry Pratchett

Quote #16487

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The price of being the best is having to be the best.
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12072

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
Gertrude Stein

Quote #17716

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You are so afraid of losing your moral sense that you are not willing...
Unknown

Quote #18250

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fate only takes you so far. The rest is up to you.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8586

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We become wiser by adversity prosperity destroys our appreciation of the right.
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7943

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I was as you are now, towering in the confidence of twenty-one, little...
Robert Burton

Quote #3138

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Penny wise, pound foolish.
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