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America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they...
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #13367
Diplomacy is to do and say, The nastiest thing in the nicest way.
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From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot...
Quote #11024
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Don’t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates....
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Don’t be afraid to talk to yourself. It’s the only way you can be...
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There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on...
Quote #17874
We need time to dream, time to remember, and time to reach the infinite....