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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Benjamin Franklin

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If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
Francis Bacon

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Man seeketh in society comfort, use and protection.
Horace

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To flee vice is the beginning of virtue, and to have got rid of...
James Thurber

Quote #21649

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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Aldous Huxley

Quote #5871

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Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons – that’s philosophy.
N. W. Dougherty

Quote #20073

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The ideal engineer is a composite … He is not a scientist, he is...
R. A. Lafferty

Quote #14985

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When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified...
Mark Twain

Quote #1632

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Youth, large, lusty, loving- Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that...
Phoenix Flame

Quote #13017

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A mistake proves that someone stopped talking long enough to do something.
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