Quote #2281
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s...
Quote #7461
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
Quote #4025
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.
Quote #8900
Many a man is praised for his reserve and so-called shyness when he is...
Quote #21514
We learn and grow and are transformed not so much by what we do...
Quote #8917
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and...
Quote #13852
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #12767
Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.
Quote #7033
I criticize by creation – not by finding fault.
Quote #18712
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.