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No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...
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We never know how far reaching something we may think, say, or do today...
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It takes little talent to see what lies under one’s nose, a good deal...
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When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
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The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for...
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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...
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Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may...