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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
David Assael

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Well, spring sprang. We’ve had our state of grace and our little gift of...
Margaret Cho

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Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world...
Will Rogers

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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
Ernest Hemingway

Quote #771

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I wish I could write well enough to write about aircraft. Faulkner did it...
Euripides

Quote #4581

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Man’s most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
Danish proverb

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Walk till the blood appears on the cheek, but not the sweat on the...
Irma Kurtz

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Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
Lenore Hershey

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Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom...
Paul Auster

Quote #10383

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our lives don’t really belong to us, you see — they belong to the...
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