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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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A friend is somebody you want to be around when you feel like being...
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Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
Quote #19586
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #7959
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
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Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a...
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Wooderson The older you get the more rules they are going to try and...
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You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt,...
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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal...
Quote #11681
How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young,...