Quote #6169
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #12971
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
Quote #3926
So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables...
Quote #8207
The White House is the leakiest place I’ve ever been in. (On special measures...
Quote #4118
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Quote #9447
Each man is led by his own liking.
Quote #13799
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #12302
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
Quote #20517
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.