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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13694

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
T. S. Eliot

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
And the wind shall say Here were decent godless people. Their only monument the...
Suzanne Heller

Quote #14101

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Linda Wells

Quote #18880

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Denis Watley

Quote #18694

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Where there is life, there is hope. Where there are hopes, there are dreams....
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12072

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
Aristophanes

Quote #19382

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Under every stone lurks a politician.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20218

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who seizes the right moment is the right man.
Lily Yeamans

Quote #19284

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I think we’d be better off blind.
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

Quote #11913

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fanatic. One who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
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