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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
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If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
Quote #18408
Never deprive someone of hope — it may be all they have.
Quote #12035
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been...
Quote #14075
One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.
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You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Quote #6968
You cannot acquire experience by making experiments. You cannot create experience. You must undergo...