Quote #15005
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
Quote #3297
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #16488
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #20567
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #13123
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid...
Quote #6881
I consider my ability to arouse enthusiasm among men the greatest asset I possess....
Quote #6410
Live a life as a monument to your soul.
Quote #8120
If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...
Quote #14517
To saints their very slumber is a prayer.
Quote #16410
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...