Quote #2395
O many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant And...
Quote #18439
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #787
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . ....
Quote #5965
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Quote #7194
Don’t offer me advice give me money.
Quote #4867
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it...
Quote #15765
I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot...
Quote #13774
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #13805
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #20024
Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.