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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Plutarch

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The man who is completely wise and virtuous has no need of glory, except...
Jeff Melvoin

Quote #20917

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Check out the Declaration of Independence You think it promises happiness No no no,...
Roger von Oech

Quote #16162

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what...
Austin O'Malley

Quote #16160

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
Samual Rutherford

Quote #17206

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Live on Christ’s love while ye are here, and all the way.
Joyce Carol Oates

Quote #16164

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you explore beneath shyness or party chit-chat, you can sometimes turn a dull...
George Gordon Byron

Quote #2151

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third...
Homer

Quote #7311

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
At last is Hector stretch’d upon the plain,Who fear’d no vengeance for Patroclus slainThen,...
Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Quote #17907

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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