Quote #1686
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #12662
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
Quote #3904
How many observe Christ’s birthday How few, his precepts O ’tis easier to keep...
Quote #8104
We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable that all men are created...
Quote #12841
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
Quote #19068
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #19270
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #6821
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
Quote #17003
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow. I feel my fate in...
Quote #21808
The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...