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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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You must have a room, or a certain hour or so a day, where...
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Hold a true friend with both your hands.
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Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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Sour, sweet, bitter, pungent, all must be tasted.
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When her last child is off to school, we don’t want the talented woman...
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It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured.
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Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be...
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And that’s the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle.