Quote #12052
From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or...
Quote #13787
I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
Quote #19908
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
Quote #13848
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
Quote #9983
I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
Quote #9608
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Quote #11463
Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to...
Quote #18243
Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you...
Quote #6803
No man is free who is not master of himself.
Quote #12077
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.