Quote #21418
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it...
Quote #20020
Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try...
Quote #21392
All marriages are mixed marriages.
Quote #15992
A sensible man knows you can’t please everybody. A wise man knows you can’t...
Quote #16823
A job is what we do for money work is what we do for...
Quote #894
Our tendency to create heroes rarely jibes with the reality that most nontrivial problems...
Quote #14256
You can do what you want to do, accomplish what you want to accomplish,...
Quote #13835
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people,...
Quote #9725
The wisest mind has something yet to learn.