Quote #20438
I think it’s them…Men. They have no fortitude. They’re always dying or skedaddling off...
Quote #3239
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #11981
Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.
Quote #18713
Failure I never encountered it. All I ever met were temporary setbacks.
Quote #3232
One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Quote #2254
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
Quote #20326
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Quote #796
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
Quote #6909
Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
Quote #13883
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...