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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

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There has never been a perfect government, because men have passions and if they...
M. Morris

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Blindness and error can change a life as surely as judgment and reason can.
Ronnie Lott

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If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it.
Roger Moore

Quote #20839

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I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
Woody Allen

Quote #2255

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It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
David Grayson

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Life is too brief. I had a friend whom I intended to know better....
Richard Needham

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The man who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the...
George Herbert Walker Bush

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The notion of political correctness . declares certain topics. certain expressions . even certain...
H.L. Mencken

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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve...
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