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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
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Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready...
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The pessimist complains about the wind the optimist expects it to change the realist...
Carl Gustav Jung

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Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
Budd Schulberg

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You don’t understand. I could have had class. I could have been a contender.
John Dewey

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The good man is the man who, no matter how morally unworthy he has...
Anon.

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If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13803

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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
Edwin Percy Whipple

Quote #18901

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The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
P Barnum

Quote #10503

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There’s a sucker born every minute.
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