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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As the evening sun faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint...
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
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Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it...
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I won’t take my religion from any man who never works except with his...
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The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of...
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He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
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All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals...
Edward Irving Koch

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If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You...
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