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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Blessed is he who has learned To admire but not envy, To follow but...
Quote #1505
Behind every argument is someone’s ignorance.
Quote #20788
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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A big man is one who makes us feel bigger when we are with...
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In Britain, the segregated world of public schools crops up in all kinds of...
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‘Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying...
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Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #9928
In the United States today, we have more than our share of nattering nabobs...