Quote #1801
Wit is educated insolence.
Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #7724
If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
Quote #17610
You only have power over people so long as you don’t take everything away...
Quote #15949
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
Quote #5499
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Quote #15332
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a...
Quote #2709
It is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes...
Quote #13784
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ‘Watch For Rocks.’ Marta...
Quote #8250
The vote on the Peacekeeper is also a vote on Geneva. Rejecting the Peacekeeper...