Quote #6746
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #12149
You become a champion by fighting one more round. When things are tough, you...
Quote #1663
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Quote #16152
It is really the undergraduate who makes a university, gives it its lasting character,...
Quote #21553
Despite everything I’ve achieved in my life, the culinary awards, the military commendations, the...
Quote #12757
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we...
Quote #13925
When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
Quote #13837
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #789
There’s nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility is being...
Quote #17670
If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....