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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was...
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There are two great rules in life, the one general and the other particular....
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Success is a great deodorant.
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Ill fares the land, to hast’ning ill a prey, Where wealth accumulates, and men...
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A good reputation is more valuable than money.
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You were a stranger to sorrow therefore Fate has cursed you.
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I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack...
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Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...