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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Champions are a rare breed. They trust God while others ask for answers. They...
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Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
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Marriage. It’s a hard term to define. Especially for me–I’ve ducked it like root...
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Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is...
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No form of art goes beyond ordinary consciousness as film does, straight to our...
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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a...
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Penny wise, pound foolish.