Quote #20568
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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I speak the truth not so much as I would, but as much as...
Quote #13820
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #13921
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Quote #21344
I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn’t interest me.
Quote #7547
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Quote #6460
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth....
Quote #4747
I do not wish to kill nor to be killed, but I can foresee...
Quote #16832
The difference between a rich man and a poor man is this — the...
Quote #6746
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.